• Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

effyyyy:

i’m watching 13 Going on 30 and the moral of the story is be nice to the nerd who loves you and lives next door because in like 20 years he’s gonna turn into Mark Ruffalo



iwantthecas:

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

Lol




revolutionagainstthesystem:

heartscanbreakbutlifegoeson:

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

But my messages deliver in less than a second? They’ll see it by the time it gets put on airplane mode :(

#FirstWorldProblems







It’s a writer’s or director’s role to be cerebral, whereas for an actor it should be a visceral, gut thing. When the action starts, it’s best to turn the brain off and let it become an instinctual thing. 





Happy Birthday, Cameron! (August 16, 1993)